Character Bios 

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  Dr. Elizabeth Jane Goode, Ph.D

  Born and raised in Cornwall, CT, Dr. Elizabeth Goode began her career as an honors graduate from Miss Porter’s Preparatory School. She went on to graduate Magna Cum Laude from Wellesley College before earning her Master's Degree at Johns Hopkins University. Her limited experience in the field of psychotherapy, however, should not be looked upon as a negative. Indeed, her unconventional approach to therapy has made her a standout in the Hollywood community. Dr. Goode is also a founding member of the Richfield Junior Boggle League, and is skilled in Tantric sex and miniature bird taxidermy. Dr. Goode is not married.

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  Dr. Myron Finkelstein, MD

  Freudian psychiatrist Dr. Myron Finkelstein is definitely in the old-school camp of psychiatry. There are no problems he can’t blame on an obsession with killing your father and having sex with your mother. Dr. Finkelstein barely graduated with an MD and has been scraping out a living ever since Dr. Goode arrived at the practice. Dr. Finkelstein’s appointment book is almost always completely empty, so rest assured, you’ll get straight in to see him. He’d like to make it known that no problem is too small, no psychosis too trivial. Dr. Finkelstein’s willingness to dish out prescription drugs at the stroke of a pen makes him a clear choice for the addict in a hurry.

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  Lola Buckingham, Celebrity Ambassadress/Receptionist

  The first thing you’ll notice about Miss Buckingham, other than her blatantly exposed (and ample) cleavage, is her English accent. Don’t let this fool you, she’s not reserved and has remarkably good teeth. She’s the warm welcome to our small but drab office. Lola has made herself available to many of Dr. Goode’s famous clients as a “Celebrity Mascot”, an innovative and mercenary piece of thinking that shows just how far Lola will go to get herself “in” with Hollywood’s brightest stars. What can we say about Lola’s skills as an actual receptionist? Well, she hasn’t been fired. Yet.